Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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