The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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