New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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