PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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