We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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