My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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