capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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