He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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