Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
well you can't waste a boner
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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