Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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