I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
