What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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