All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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