She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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