Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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