Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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