Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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