Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize