let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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