That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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