I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize