She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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