how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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