The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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