Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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