I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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