neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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