Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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