SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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