You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize