Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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