btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
