i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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