sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize