Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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