No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Text me some of your sweat
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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