I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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