i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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