just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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