$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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