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Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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