How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
