I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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