I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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