I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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