Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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