if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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