Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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