so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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