I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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