Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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