They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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