I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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