You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
