Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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